My roommate wakes every morning by jumping loudly off of his bed after letting his radio static alarm clock run for 15 minutes. Then he turns up his not even up to date mainstream music and coughs for about 20 minutes. As he sprays his disgusting axe deodorant that he probably stole from his middle school brother for 4 times the necessary amount (at least the normal necessary amount) I attempt to fall asleep and succeed about 4 times, only to be woken up again.

This person that I am forced to live with is the same person you see on tv shows and movies that is so much of an ass that you don't even think he exists in real life. He believes himself to be unbelievably cool (so much that he has to lie 50% of the time when describing himself). Every time he tells someone his gpa in my room I hear a different number. Every time he tells someone how old he was when he lost his virginity I hear a different number. Every time he tells me his girl is calling him I see a different number on his phone. How can someone like that call anyone a loser when he looks like a tool even when you believe his lies? If I had to describe him in one word it would be a tough choice between pathetic and tool. So i'll just go with pathetic toolbag.

fuck ignorance